Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know, bro: your school crushed it at parties. Do you even funnel, bro? Unless your school merits a mention as one of Playboy’s Top Party Schools, it's hard to take you seriously.
Playboy compiles an annual list of the top party schools in the country; the University of Virginia won last year. Every year, people either complain that their school isn't ranked high enough (or isn't ranked at all).